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I found this in the Boston Herald this morning, and thought I would share. Enjoy Michael Marallo's city matchup, but we'll see who gets the last laugh!!
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Let’s face it, there’s not much history between Boston and Denver, the capital of Colorado, where the Rockies play their home games, and the World Series will decide who’s got the better ball team. But in a head-to-head matchup between the cities, Boston’s already got Denver beat:

Category: Nickname

Boston: The Hub, Beantown

Denver: Mile High City

Verdict: Denver - Can’t beat that kind of elevation.

Category: Tallest Skyscraper

Boston: John Hancock Tower, 790 feet

Denver: Republic Plaza, 714 feet.

Verdict: Boston - It’s close, but admit it: you don’t know what the Republic Plaza looks like.

Category: Major League Baseball History

Denver: 15 years

Boston: 108 years

Verdict: Boston - The Rockies might be making history, but the Red Sox define it.

Category: Home Ballparks

Denver: Coors Field

Boston: Fenway Park

Verdict: Boston - Our bleacher culture beats out the Rock Pile.

Category: Best Local Beer

Boston: Sam Adams

Denver: Coors

Verdict: Boston - Is Rocky Mountain water the only thing they put in those Coors bottles?

Category: Fancy Suspension Bridge

Boston: Leonard P. Zakim Bridge

Denver: Millennium Foot Bridge

Verdict: Boston - Our bridge spans water, their’s a rail yard.

Category: Regional Theme Song

Boston: “Dirty Water,” the Standells

Denver: “Rocky Mountain High,” John Denver

Verdict: Boston - Our victory song is everywhere.

Category: Best Gross-Out Food

Boston: Secret 24-hour kitchens in Chinatown

Denver: Fried bull testicles, aka Rocky Mountain oysters

Verdict: Denver - It takes courage to go to Chinatown at 4 a.m., but it takes testicles to eat testicles - at any hour.

Category: As Seen on TV

Boston: “The Practice,” “Lucky Louie,” “Cheers”

Denver: “The Bill Engvall Show,” “Real World 18”

Verdict: Boston - The “Real World” went to Denver?Was Puck involved?

Category: Cool Movie Title

Boston: “The Departed”

Denver: “Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead”

Verdict: Denver - Our proximity to Lowell leaves us partial to Jack Kerouac references.

Category: Hometown Celebrities

Boston: The Afflecks, Lenny Clarke, Eliza Dushku

Denver: Tim Allen, David Fincher, Karl Rove

Verdict: Boston - We’re currently Hollywood’s darling.

Category: Famous Baby Daddy

Boston: Tom Brady

Denver: Travis Henry

Verdict: Denver - The Broncos’ Henry allegedly has nine kids with nine women. Let’s see Brady throw six TDs with that many mouths to feed.

Category: Best Bands

Boston: Dropkick Murphys, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Dresden Dolls, Mission of Burma, Bang Camaro

Denver: The Fray, Jill Sobule, DeVotchKa, Apples in Stereo, Dressy Bessy

Verdict: Boston - C’mon, the Fray? That’s the best ya got?